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Lionsgate Home Entertainment has announced Virus X which stars Domiziano Arcangeli and Sybil Danning. DVD Active reports that the disc will be available to own on February 1, and should retail at around $26.98. The only extra material will be 2 featurettes ("The Making of Virus X", "Behind the Scenes of Virus X"). For a group of medical scientists, time is not on their side when they are exposed to a hyper-mutant form of the H1N1 virus while in their lab. The team has only three days left to live with no hope of seeing the outside world again. But while they are trapped and fear for their lives, a deceitful head doctor is monitoring their every move. Suspicions arise, and the detained doctors must uncover the harrowing truth behind their deadly situation.
Spoiled, rich Harvard classmates unite for a swank New England wedding in "The Romantics," a movie that gives the word "plebian" a good name. It's difficult to ascertain whether first time writer-director Galt Niederhoffer, adapting her 2008 novel, regards her troupe with a jaundiced or a misty eye. Probably both.
A little of this movie's preppy, whiny expostulation goes a long way. I've never been a big fan of the wedding-movie genre anyway: Robert Altman's "A Wedding" had so many subplots involving so many dysfunctional subsets of so many families that you needed a flowchart to follow it.
More recently, "Margot at the Wedding" and, especially, "Rachel Getting Married" pulled out all the stops. What a relief it would be to watch a wedding movie that, for a change, wasn't all about the wedding as primal scene.
In "The Romantics," Katie Holmes plays Laura, the former roomie of Lila (Anna Paquin) and her maid of honor. Tom (Josh Duhamel), the hunky groom, was, until fairly recently, Laura's main squeeze. Laura and Tom are still sort of in love, or love-hate – it's not clear who broke up with whom, or why – and much distraught jabbering ensues over the course of 24 hours. Everybody is ensconced in the fancy seaside estate presided over by Lila's mother (Candice Bergen), so at least the caterwauling – not to mention the requisite getting-drunk-at-the-rehearsal-dinner scene – has a lush backdrop.
The actors, who also include Jeremy Strong, Malin Åkerman, Adam Brody, and an alarmingly elfin-looking Elijah Wood, are generally OK, and Holmes is sometimes more than that. But they are asked to provide high drama with middling material. It's possible that Niederhoffer was too close to her novel to stand back from its excesses. She's made a seriously self-indulgent movie about self-indulgent people. Grade: C+ (Rated PG-13 for sexual content, partial nudity, language, and some drug material.)
Watch The Tourist Movie Online. “The Tourist” begins in Paris with a French crack surveillance team will focus on an Elise Clifton Ward. Played by Jolie in a series of drop-dead outfits, the femme fatale and a half Elise is less flesh and blood wife Evelyn Salt was everything a well-dressed mannequin that wears better clothes than they engage emotions. When Elise is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path, although she does not look particularly dangerous, Elise has attracted the attention not only of the French police, but also from Scotland Yard’s Financial Crimes Division, Interpol and Italian even. That’s because her lover, Alexander Pearce, is a financial wizard who is wanted in 14 countries and has ruffled feathers around the world with its fiscal chicanery. Since no one knows what looks like Alexander, he devised a plan to throw the police off his trail. He instructs Elise to the high-speed TGV train to take to Venice; the board selects someone who shares his height and build, and tries to convince the world that police harmless one is the great financial wizard.
There is a moment in “The Tourist” when Johnny Depp goes to Angelina Jolie and asks, “Why is this happening?” It is a matter moviegoers will be asked to do too. Johnny Depp stars as an American tourist playful dalliance with a stranger leads to a web of intrigue, romance and danger in the tourist. During an impromptu trip to Europe to heal a broken heart, Frank (Depp) finds himself unexpectedly in a flirtatious encounter with Elise (Angelina Jolie), an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path. Against the breathtaking backdrop of Paris and Venice, their whirlwind romance develops rapidly when they find themselves unwittingly thrust into a deadly game of cat and mouse.
Two years pass and Pierce will again with Elise, but both know they are being watched by the European version of the tax police; he owes more than 700 million pounds on the revenue he took out the gangster. As part of their plan to again instruct Elise Pierce to get on a train, find someone who appears to him in height and appearance, and befriended the scapegoat. The goal is to let the gangster and the financial police had plastic surgery and believe Pierce is the man Elise on training. Once in Venice, Elise, the scapegoat, Frank Tupelo, a math professor from Madison, Wisconsin, back to her hotel room. It ensures that all who see her after her interaction with Frank.
The trailer and poster for “Middle Men” promises a movie that could be the “Boogie Nights” of internet porn movies. But George Gallo is clearly not as skilled or as visionary a filmmaker as Paul Thomas Anderson. So what we’re left with is a teaser of a film that actually plays like a feature-length trailer for the film we’d like to see.
“Middle Men” is the story of the invention of credit card billing on the internet. It’s why we have Amazon today. It’s why we are able to purchase anything online. And the origins of this idea came out of selling porn on the internet. It involves a world filled with topless showgirls and russian mobsters. There’s almost no way to screw up a movie like this, but Gallo has done just that.
Our main character is played by Luke Wilson who serves as the middle man in facilitating the merger of a credit card billing service for internet porn sites. Nearly the entire movie contains Wilson’s voiceover narration like some wanna-be Scorsese crime saga. Scenes and timelines jump back and forth so often you feel like the film was edited in a blender.
If there’s one bright spot in this mess, it’s the surprisingly effective supporting performance of James Caan. Here he’s giving one of his finest performances for this stage of his career. In a better film, this performance might even be recognized come awards season. But Caan is actually better than the film itself, which only enhances the disappointment.
DVD Double Feature: Paul Thomas Anderson’s 1997 epic “Boogie Nights” used an all-star cast to tell the story of the porno movie industry during a time when it had to adjust to the transition from theatrical to video releases. Among the cast is Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham, Philip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, Don Cheadle, Julianne Moore and many other familiar faces.
A film demonstrating that there is no longer an actress ex-prisoner indicates to avenge his brother’s death after they were cheated during a raid years ago. During his campaign, but he followed by a veteran agent and an egocentric assassin. Johnson’s as “Driver”, a man who is out to kill the people responsible for the murder of his brother. Billy Bob Thornton’s as “Cop”, a detective who is on the verge of retirement, a disgrace to the department, and alienated from his family because of his drug addiction. These two characters would have been enough for a solid film. But then throws Faster “Killer” (Oliver Jackson Cohen) in the mix. Killer looks as if he strayed from a less interesting film based on a poorly developed idea. Killer is a bored millionaire who moonlights as an assassin simply because he holds the power. He is hired by a shadowy figure from driver before taking his revenge complete.
in fact the runaway between them, Driver has just a dime in the bucket and is seeking revenge on those who not only him but also his brother was hit. With a hit list in his hand that he was director of the Nevada desert in search of its goals, while being chased by a hitman (Oliver Jackson Cohen) and a veteran cop.
One year after the events of Prince Caspian, Lucy and Edmund Pevensie are staying with their cousin Eustace Scrubb, while Susan and Peter are in America. When water pours from a painting of a ship on the ocean hanging in Lucy’s bedroom, Lucy, Edmund and Eustace are transported into an ocean in Narnia.
They are rescued by the ship from the painting. Its crew includes Caspian and Reepicheep. Caspian informs them they are on the Dawn Treader. Three years have passed, and Caspian seeks the seven Lords of Narnia whom his uncle Miraz banished when he usurped the Narnian throne.
They visit the Lone Islands, a Narnian colony invaded by Calormen. Caspian and Edmund are captured and imprisoned while Lucy and Eustace are sold as slaves. Caspian meets one of the lost lords, Lord Bern, who reveals that those who cannot be sold are sacrificed to a mysterious green mist. The Dawn Treader crew rescuses them, and they reclaim the Lone Islands from the Calormen. Bern gives Caspian one of the seven swords originally given to the lords.
At another island Lucy is abducted by invisible Dufflepuds who force her to enter the manor of Coriakin to recite a visibility spell from his Book of Incantations. Lucy rips out a page that contains a beauty incantation before reciting the visibility spell, making Coriakin and the Dufflepuds visible. Coriakin explains that he cast the invisibility spell to protect the Dufflepuds from the mist, and informs the crew that they must defeat the mist by laying the seven swords of the lost Lords at Aslan's Table on Ramandu's Island, which they can reach by following a blue star. While journeying Lucy casts the beauty incantation, transforming into Susan. She finds herself at a party with Edmund and Peter, who recognize her as Susan and do not know of Lucy or Narnia. Realizing she no longer exists as Lucy, she awakens from the vision of the party returned to her normal self. Aslan reveals himself through a mirror, reminding Lucy not to doubt herself and explaining that her siblings only know of Narnia because of her.
The crew visits a volcanic island. Edmund, Lucy and Caspian discover a pool that can turn anything into gold, including Lord Restimar. Edmund and Caspian fight each other over who should own the pool, but Lucy warns them that they are being tempted. Eustace discovers a treasure that he begins stealing. While Edmund and Caspian look for Eustace they discover Lord Octesian's skeleton. A dragon attacks the Dawn Treader and abducts Edmund. The dragon has made fire on the ground forming the words "I AM EUSTACE". The Pevensies, Caspian and Reepicheep spend the night on shore keeping Eustace company. Reepicheep comforts Eustace, who helps everyone the next day, after Lucy spots the blue star.
The crew arrive at Ramandu's Island and discover Aslan’s Table with three lost lords asleep around it. As they place the swords on the table they realise one is still missing. The star descends from the sky and turns into a beautiful young woman; Lilliandil, Ramandu's daughter. She guides them to the location of the last sword; the Dark Island, lair of the mist. The crew voyages to the island and discovers Rhoop, the last surviving Lord. Rhoop warns them not to think of their fears but Edmund fails, his fear manifesting as a sea serpent that attacks the ship. Betraying the group, Rhoop throws his sword at Eustace, stabbing him. Eustace flies away, landing on a sandy island and encountering Aslan, who transforms him back into a boy and sends him to Ramandu's island with Rhoop's sword. The mist tries distracting Edmund by appearing as Jadis, the White Witch. Eustace overcomes the mist as it tries to restrain him, and puts Rhoop's sword on the table, awaking the three sleeping lords and destroying the mist; the sea serpent dies and the sacrificed people reappear.
Eustace rejoins Lucy, Edmund, Caspian and Reepicheep and they sail to the silver sea, finding a shore before a massive wave. Aslan appears to them and tells them that His country lies beyond, although if they go they may never return. Reepicheep decides to enter, and Aslan blesses him before he paddles a coracle above the wave. Aslan opens a portal in the wave to send Lucy, Edmund and Eustace home, telling them that Lucy and Edmund will never return to Narnia. Aslan encourages them to know Him in their world by another name, and tells Eustace that he may return. Edmund and Lucy bid farewell to Caspian and Aslan before entering the portal with Eustace. The three are returned to the bedroom at Eustace's house.
Eustace is being called by his mother as Jill Pole comes to visit and the three watch the painting as the ship disappears behind the waves.
Jack Ryan is a beach bum and a small-time con artist who comes to the island of Hawaii and lands a job working for Walter Crewes, a district judge who also owns a motel. A crooked land developer, Ray Ritchie, has a mistress, Nancy Hayes, who takes up with Ryan.
Despite a fight with Ritchie's foreman, Lou Harris, and a warning from Ritchie's enforcer, Bob Rogers Jr., the con man Ryan is deterimed to pull off a $200,000 heist with Nancy's help. But they aren't the only ones with a scheme to get the money as Walter and the wife of Ritchie are planning one of their own.
After contemplating suicide by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, 16-year-old Craig Gilner (Keir Gilchrist), decides to go to the hospital to seek help. Craig tells Dr. Mahmoud (Aasif Mandvi) that he needs immediate help to which Dr. Mahmoud registers Craig for a one week stay in the hospital's psychiatric floor.[2][3] At first, Craig is unsure if he made the right choice to stay, mostly due to the fact that his friends might find out when he misses school, especially Nia (Zoë Kravitz), his crush and the girlfriend to his best friend Aaron (Thomas Mann). Also, he is placed in the adult ward because there are too few teenage patients, and he understandably feels uneasy and a bit scared being in the midst of so many adult psychotics.
Craig is introduced to Bobby (Zach Galifianakis), an adult patient who claims he is only there on vacation, as he takes Craig under his wing. During a group discussion, Craig learns that Bobby is stressed about an upcoming interview in hopes of moving to a halfway house. When Bobby states that all he'll have to wear for the interview is the sweater he is currently wearing, Craig offers that Bobby could borrow one of his dad's dress shirts to wear, and Bobby accepts. Craig's kind offer to Bobby is witnessed by Noelle (Emma Roberts), another teenage patient who is in for self-mutilation. She is impressed by Craig and leaves him a note to meet with her that night. Later, Craig and Noelle attend a painting session for the patients. Craig paints a picture of an imaginary city map which he describes as like his own brain.
Throughout his stay, Craig comes to a close bond with various patients on the floor including Bobby and Noelle. Bobby reveals to Craig that he is a father of a little girl and that he is actually in the ward for attempting to commit suicide six times. As Craig tries to help Bobby with his problems, Bobby, in return, helps Craig to gain the courage to ask out Noelle.
One night, Nia stops by to visit Craig at the hospital, revealing that she and Aaron had broken up. Craig takes Nia back to his room where she tries to seduce him. However, the two are caught by Craig's roommate Muqtada (Bernard White), an old Egyptian man who has not left the room during his stay. As Nia runs out of the room, Craig chases her and calls out that he loves her, unaware that Noelle is standing behind him. Upset, Noelle storms off leaving behind a drawing of a self portrait that she planned on giving to Craig.
Craig eventually wins Noelle's forgiveness, and the pair sneak out of the ward in scrubs and run around the hospital, ending up on the roof. There, Craig finally works up the courage to ask her on a date, and they kiss. On Craig's last night, he hosts a pizza party for the patients and helps Muqtada leave his room by playing Egyptian music for him to dance to. Craig also meets with Bobby, who got accepted into the home, and gives him a map of how Craig imagines Bobby's brain to be. Craig leaves the hospital the next morning not entirely cured, but with better aspirations to enjoy his life. He finally gains the courage to speak the truth to his father - which seems to be one of his main problems - perhaps the biggest problem. Dad wants Craig to be a big businessman, but Craig is more clearly cut out for the creative artistic life - painting and singing.
Johanna "Jo" Mitchell is a 17-year-old tomboy, who lives with her father, who works as a race car driver for NASCAR. The first day of school, she explains that she wants to avoid high school drama, and already knows some of the mean-spirited cliques to expect when going to North Shore High School. Then she introduces the school's most popular clique, "The Plastics" (from the first Mean Girls movie). This time "The Plastics" consist of Amanda "Mandi" Weatherly, a rich snobbish girl who lives across the street from Abby; Chastity Meyer, a seemingly slow-witted blond with a raging libido who is known to randomly hook up with guys (even those less popular than she); and Hope Plotkin, a snobbish hypochondriac who seems to suck up to Mandi the most.
Jo is set to pretty much avoid The Plastics and she then meets Abigail "Abby" Hanover, a tortured artist who is actually neighbors with Mandi (they have been competing since they were little kids because Abby is a lot richer than Mandi's family). Abby tells Jo she is apart of the very small welcoming committee and then a teacher trips, accidentally throwing his shake on Abby. Jo at this point feels very sorry for Abby.
Jo takes a shop class with a boy named Tyler DuPont, and she begins to have a small attraction to him despite his slight sexism, so she proves she can really be one of the guys by taking over the project. Mandi wonders about Jo's status as the new girl in school. Abby later makes her situation worse by parking in The Plastics parking space, and then Mandi and the rest of The Plastics do stuff like smashing lunch in her face, and paint balling her sports car.
Later, Jo gives Abby a ride home and she meets Abby's father, infomercial king Sydney Hanover. Sydney offers Jo college tuition for being a friend to his lonely daughter. Jo accepts and begins to become closer to Abby. She and Tyler also go on a date, where they kiss, but the car is bugged by a voice recorder and Jo's revelation of how she hasn't had any boyfriends despite moving around a lot and also being a virgin is heard. Jo gets angry at Tyler, and a trio of girls who aren't as popular reveal they had sex with the same guy and they wish they waited for sex like Jo has. Abby also tells Jo that Tyler is actually Mandi's step-brother.
After Jo and Tyler are labeled "hottest couple", a disapproving Mandi begins pranking Jo by messing with her project which affects her acceptance into her dream college, Carnegie Mellon University. Then Mandi goes too far by filling Jo's dad's racecar with coffee and "skinny and sweet" (a type of artificial sweetener "The Plastics" use).
Jo then decides to get revenge on Mandi by having a party at Abby's house the same night of Mandi's birthday party. More people show up to Abby's party and Quinn, a nerdy fellow outcast student, shows some disdain to how un-fancy the party is as opposed to how Mandi would have a party. The Plastics find out about the party and Hope uses some ipecac to put on the pizza served to make the guests throw up. Abby and Jo quickly get rid of the tainted pizza and she serves one slice to Nick, Mandi's boyfriend. Then Jo challenges Mandi leading her to make out with Nick and he vomits all over her dress.
One week later. Jo, Abby, and Quinn start a new clique called "The Anti-Plastics" and the Plastics wage war on them. But in the process Jo's whole look changes, and she becomes almost as shallow and conceited as Mandi. Jo then tries to break up The Plastics by exposing Chastity's make-out spots, making it seem Mandi did it due to only her knowledge of the specific areas. Then the girls scare Hope by sneezing all over her, and she decides to go to the spa over the weekend. The Anti-Plastics, though, put green dye in her seaweed facial mask, causing Hope's face to stay green for a long period of time and also causing Mandi to not want to be near her, explaining "I don't pick up ogres".
Jo campaigns for homecoming queen, and Mandi, in anger, shoves a cupcake in Chastity's face. Tyler later tells Jo if her rude behavior doesn't change, he may break up with her. Jo then tries to give back the money Sydney Hanover gave her to be friends with Abby. While Jo speaks with Sydney, Mandi overhears of this secret, and she reveals it to the whole school. As a result, Jo loses Abby's friendship, loses Tyler as a boyfriend, and suffers a betrayal by Quinn. Jo is then questioned by the principal, Mr. Duvall, about some stolen charity money found in Jo's back shed. However, it was actually stolen by Mandi and Nick who put there to frame Jo for the theft.
In a rage, Jo escalates the war by challenging Mandi to powderpuff football, and it helps when the rest of the Anti-Plastics and Tyler offer to help her and prove her innocence with the help of Elliot Gold, a computer hacker and geek, who hacks into the computer system of Jo's grouchy neighbor, who installed cameras to monitor what happens across the street at her house. The powderpuff football game is won by the Anti-Plastics, and Mandi and Nick are arrested for theft when the images of them planting the money in Jo's shed is shown. At the school's homecoming dance, it is announced that Abby and Elliot have been elected as king and queen (won due to Jo rigging the voting). Jo and Tyler dance and they get back together.
In the concluding scenes, Mandi and Nick have been sentenced to do community service, yet Mandi is allowed to graduate from school since her mother donated a library (as a bribe) to North Shore High, but Mandi was never popular again.
Quinn became the new leader of the Plastics and made a peace deal with Jo and Abby to disband the Anti-Plastics and leave the students at peace until graduation.
Chastity ended up joining an abstinence club after learning the meaning of her name.
Hope braves her fear of germs only to be sneezed on by a jock while getting water from a drinking fountain and she catches swine-flu.
Abby and Elliot became boyfriend and girlfriend and she ends up going to college as an art major.
Tyler goes to a close-by college to be near Jo. To this day, Tyler and Jo are still romantically together, and Jo and Abby remain close friends.
New York short story writer Jennifer Hills (Camille Keaton) rents an isolated cottage by a lake in the countryside to write her first novel. The arrival in town of the attractive and independent young woman attracts the attention of Johnny (Eron Tabor), the gas station manager, and Stanley (Anthony Nichols) and Andy (Gunter Kleemann), two unemployed youths who hang around the gas station. Jennifer receives a grocery delivery from Matthew (Richard Pace), who is shy and apparently mildly mentally retarded, and befriends him. Matthew is friends with the other three men and reports back to them about the beautiful woman he met, claiming he saw her breasts.
Stanley and Andy start cruising by the cottage in their speedboat and apparently prowl around the house at night. One day, while Jennifer is relaxing in her canoe, they surprise her in their speedboat and tow her to shore. As she tries to escape, she's met by Johnny, while Matthew hides in bushes nearby. She realizes they planned her abduction so Matthew can lose his virginity. Jennifer fights but is chased by the men through the forest. Matthew refuses to have sex with her so Johnny rapes her. They allow her to escape but track her down shortly afterward and Andy brutally rapes her anally. After she crawls back to her house they attack her again. Matthew finally rapes her after drinking alcohol, but says that he can not reach orgasm with the other men watching. The other men ridicule her book and rip up the manuscript, and Stanley sexually assaults her. She passes out and the men leave. Johnny realizes she is a witness to their crimes and orders Matthew to stab her to death. Matthew cannot bring himself to do this, so dabs the knife in her blood and returns to the other men claiming he has killed her.
In the following days, a traumatized Jennifer pieces both herself and her manuscript back together. She goes to church and asks for forgiveness. The men learn Jennifer has survived and beat Matthew up for deceiving them. Jennifer calls in a grocery order knowing Matthew will deliver it. He takes the groceries, and a knife. At the cabin Jennifer entices him to have sex with her under a tree. As he becomes oblivious to his surroundings she strings a noose around his neck and hangs him. Jennifer cuts the rope and drops the body in the river.
Jennifer seductively collects Johnny from the gas station in her car. She stops halfway to her house and turns a gun on him and orders him to remove all his clothing. Johnny insists the rapes were her fault because she enticed the men by parading around in revealing clothing. She apparently believes this, lowers her gun, and invites him back to her cottage for a hot bath. Jennifer manually stimulates him in her bathtub. When Johnny says that Matthew has been reported missing, Jennifer says she killed Matthew. Johnny thinks she is joking. As he nears orgasm Jennifer takes the knife Matthew brought with him from its hiding place under the bathmat and severs Johnny's genitals. He screams in terror while bleeding to death. Jennifer calmly leaves the room and locks Johnny in from the outside. He dies from blood loss. Jennifer dumps the body in the basement and burns his clothes in the fireplace.
Stanley and Andy learn that Johnny is missing and take their boat to Jennifer's cabin. Andy goes ashore with an axe. Jennifer swims out to the boat and climbs aboard before Stanley realizes what she is doing. She pushes him overboard and Stanley has trouble staying afloat. Andy tries to attack her when she speeds past him in the boat, but she escapes with the axe. Andy swims out to rescue Stanley but Jennifer plunges the axe into Andy's back. She backs the boat up to Stanley who grabs hold of the motor to climb aboard, begging Jennifer not to kill him. She quotes what he said while assaulting her: "Suck it, Bitch!" and starts the engine, disemboweling him. Jennifer smiles slightly as she speeds away in the boat.
The movie opens in medias res, as Little Red Riding Hood (Anne Hathaway) discovers that the Wolf (Patrick Warburton) has disguised himself as Red's Granny (Glenn Close), just as the ax-wielding Woodsman (Jim Belushi) bursts through the window. The police quickly arrive, and led by detective Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), the four are questioned about the events leading up to the incident.
Flippers discovers that all four are innocent and learns the true story behind the events. Red is attempting to protect her Granny's recipe book from the "Goody Bandit", but ends up meeting the Wolf, an investigative journalist also tracking down thefts by the Goody Bandit with his hyperactive photographer squirrel, Twitchy. The Wolf, based on Irwin Fletcher from the 1985 comedy Fletch and dressed identically to the Fletch character in the first movie, is suspicious of Red, causing Red to panic and run away. However, when she encounters him again, she beats him up. Afterwards, she flees into the mountains where she finds help from a singing mountain goat Japeth. Meanwhile, Grannie, a successful goodie maker leading a double-life as extreme sports athlete, "Triple-G", has entered a skiing competition, but finds that a European ski team to be playing dirty and trying to disable Granny. Granny learns from them that the Goody Bandit hired them to take out Granny. Granny avoids them by using grenades to cause an avalanche. The Avalanche is seen by Japeth the goat, Red, Wolf and Twitchy. Japeth begins singing his Avalanche song after his Prepared song. Granny 'wins the ski race by a landslide' (as said in the news) and escapes the avalanche by deploying a parachute to parasail towards home. At the same time, Red and Japeth try to get to Granny's house on a minecart, but Twitchy accidentally lights a stick of dynamite while the wolf and he are also trying to get to Granny's house in a mountain railway car further down the track. They destroy the railway causing Red's cart to leave the track. Red, as she is falling, sees her Granny, believing her to be a vision but in reality Granny still on her parachute, telling her to use her hood to safely land. The Wolf and Twitchy, however, have a more dramatic crash, but manage to make it to Granny's house before Red. Granny, as she tries to land, finds herself entangled in the parachute's drawstrings, and lands in her closet, ensnared by ropes. The Wolf quickly dons his Granny disguise before Red arrives in order to try to apprehend her. Simultaneous to these events, the Woodsman (Kirk), an aspiring actor, is selling schnitzel on a stick to children, but becomes victim to a robbery by the Goody Bandit. When he receives a callback he learns that a studio is looking for him to try again for a part, he practices by chopping down trees, accidentally causing one to nearly run him over as it falls, forcing him to jump through Granny's window to get away safely, just as Red discovers the Wolf.
Flippers recognizes that the only commonality to these events was a bunny named Boingo (Andy Dick), and deduces he may be the Goody Bandit. Red, despondent upon learning of her grandmother's double life, alone, follows Boingo up to a mountain hideout via an air tram, and tries to confront him about his thefts, but he, along with the ski team, captures her and rigs her on the air tram loaded with explosives. Granny, the Wolf, Twitchy and the Woodsman shortly follow Red, discovering her predicament, and send a caffeine-loaded Twitchy down to alert Flippers and the other cops. The other three are able to save Red and capture Boingo as the cops arrive. The next day, Flippers tells Red, Granny, the Wolf, and Twitchy (the Woodsman went on to become a world-famous yodeller) that he is a member of the "Happily Ever After Agency", and enlists the four to start a private agency with him.
ok,cerita pasal Husin telah pulang ke kampung pisang daripada singapura selepas 3 tahun meninggalkan kampung pisang demi mengukuhkan kewangan dia untuk berkahwin dengan anak pakcik jabit iaitu Che’Nin
dalam kepulangan husin ke kampung pisang Kak Limah jiran husin nih dah jadi hantu sebab husin tegur pun buat dekk je.. malam pertama husin tidur dekat rumah die sendiri pun die kene kaco dekat hantu kak limah mau berlari dia..
husin lari ke gerai pak jabit, lepas tuh ceritakan dekat orang2 gerai tuh kak limah jadi hantu. lepas tuh orang2 kampung pun panggil la macam2 bomoh untuk hapuskan hantu kak limah
dalam keadaan sibuk dengan hantu kak limah husin ni cuba tackle balik bekas tunang die Che’Nin tuh sampai lah suatu masa mereka buat mesyuarat 1 kampung nak hapuskan hantu kak limah. si usop tangan menari2 tuh cadangkan bakar rumah kak limah
jadi ramailah setuju nak bakar rumah kak limah tapi si husin ni macam menghalang mereka sampai lah anak kak limah datang cari mak dia untuk bawak mak die masuk balik hospital gila rupa-rupanya kak limah tuh gila….
si husin plak tidak kesampaian untuk pikat semula Che’Nin sebab Che’Nin sebenarnya dah mati. selama ni husin nampak roh dia je.. tapi ada 1 gadis misteri bernama ayu minat dekat husin. tapi ayu ni pun hantu jugak sebab ending cerita ni tunjuk si ayu terbang habis dah!!!!
overall cerita nih kelakar gile jugaklah lawak dia berselang-selang tapi sekali dah tunjuk lawak dia. aku komfom penonton akan gelak untuk 1 tempoh masa yang agak lama mungkin 1-3 minit.. xrugi kalau tengok dengan family kawan2, kapel dan sorang2.. hahaha..
Peter Highman (Robert Downey, Jr.) is on his way home from Atlanta to Los Angeles to be present at the birth of his first child, a scheduled C-section, with his wife, Sarah. Once on the plane, Peter learns that Ethan Tremblay (Zach Galifianakis), who had accidentally run his car through his door is sitting behind him in first class. After inadvertently using the words terrorist and bomb, Ethan has Peter shot by an air marshal with a rubber bullet. Both Peter and Ethan are forced off the plane before take-off.
After being questioned by security, Peter discovers that he has been placed on the No Fly List and will have to find another way to get to California. After realizing that he had left his wallet on the plane, Peter reluctantly agrees to travel with Ethan, an aspiring actor hoping to make it in Hollywood, to Los Angeles. Ethan is on his way to Hollywood after the funeral of his father, and is carrying his father's ashes in a coffee can on the trip. They are going together by a rental Subaru Impreza 2.5i Hatchback.
After stopping in Birmingham, Alabama to purchase marijuana, Peter and Ethan realize that they collectively only have $60 in cash. Peter decides to have his wife transfer him money. Since he does not have his identification card, Peter has his wife transfer the money in Ethan's assumed last name. Once at Western Union, Ethan recalls the fact that the money has been sent to his stage name and therefore not his real name, Ethan Chase, which is on his only government-issue I.D. The Western Union employee (Danny McBride) doesn't accept Ethan's head shot as proof of ID and declines the transfer. Frustrated and on edge, Peter verbally attacks the man who, even though he is a wheel chair-bound veteran, attacks Peter in retaliation, firmly beating him. Peter is at first contemptuous of Ethan, mocking his acting abilities in a highway rest area bathroom, but begins to soften when Ethan actually breaks down because he misses his father.
After spending the night at the rest stop, Peter waits for Ethan to go to the restroom. Once Ethan is gone, Peter empties the rental car of all Ethan's items and steals that Impreza, leaving Ethan behind. The plan almost works until Peter notices that Ethan's coffee-canned ashes of his father are still in the car. Feeling guilty, Peter returns to the rest stop to and acts like he was always going to come back.
Ethan drives while Peter gets some rest. After a while of driving, Ethan falls asleep at the wheel and the car crashes. At a Dallas hospital, Peter, who has a broken arm and three cracked ribs, is picked up by his friend Darryl (Jamie Foxx). Peter reluctantly decides to take Ethan along. Stopping at Darryl's house, Peter discovers that, nine months ago, Darryl and Sarah spent some time together. This information leads Ethan to accuse Darryl of being the possible father of Sarah and Peter's unborn child.
Peter notices that the coffee Darryl made them tastes funny. After questioning Darryl, he reveals that he used the coffee that Ethan had in his car. Realizing that the 'coffee' is really the ashes of Ethan's father, they spit it out. In a panic while retrieving them from the coffee filter, Ethan accidentally spills his dad's ashes all over the floor. This further saddens him. Peter helps him scoop up the remaining ashes and they leave Darryl's house.
Driving Darryl's Range Rover, Ethan smokes marijuana while Peter is dozing, and the smoke collects in the cabin, intoxicating Peter, as well. The two eventually end up at the Mexican-United States border. Ethan flees from the border checkpoint and leaves Peter to be arrested for possession of narcotics. The narcotics were Peter's pain pills from his hospital visit after the car accident. After being taken into Mexican custody, Peter is broken out by Ethan who steals a border patrol truck in the process.
The duo stop at the Grand Canyon where Ethan spreads his father's ashes. Peter confesses that he did try to leave Ethan back at the rest area. Ethan then decides to also make a confession: he has had Peter's wallet since the plane. Peter attacks Ethan in rage. Sarah calls during the attack to inform Peter that her water has broken. Peter and Ethan immediately begin to rush toward California. Along the way, Ethan accidentally shoots Peter with a gun he had found in the truck's glove compartment. Peter does not stop to receive medical attention for his gun shot wound.
Once at the hospital where Sarah is in labor, Peter and Ethan witness the birth of Rosie, Peter and Sarah's healthy Caucasian baby girl, revealing that it wasn't Darryl's baby. Peter passes out in pain from his wounds. Ethan later recounts to Peter that Ethan had assisted in Rosie's birth by cutting the umbilical cord, something that Peter had allegorically envisioned earlier in the film. The two go their separate ways with the promise that Peter will e-mail Ethan to keep their friendship intact.
At the end of the film, Peter, Sarah, and their new baby girl watch an episode of Two and a Half Men, which Ethan has landed a role in.
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